SOME PEOPLE

should never:
wear a thong,
or spandex,
Bermuda shorts,
bikinis, or Speedo's.
They should never
smoke a cigarette,
or drink anything
except milk.
Some,
should never
be allowed
to drive
a car
or anything
that moves.
Without a doubt
should never be
able to pull
a trigger
or anything else
that resembles a dick.
Keep them away
from the kitchen;
hide the pens
or pencils or
scrapes of paper;
they should never
graduate
to anything more
than the dark side
academicians
of tedium.

I say this
only in
passing.
Undoubtedly,
there will be
more important
musings, but not
today.

Norman Savage
Greenwich Village, 2015